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Gardening Tips to Grow a Better Relationship

Keep that Garden Growing
Keep that Garden Growing

Gardening Tip Number 1

Ignoring our garden will allow weeds to choke out whatever you are trying to grow. You may need a half-hour to decompress after work. You may need time to help with homework and get the kids ready for bed. That’s no excuse for ignoring your spouse the whole darn day! At the very least you should fake a pleasant greeting when he or she walks through the door. Continue reading Gardening Tips to Grow a Better Relationship

How to D.R.E.S.S. Your Child for School Success

pants on the ground
pants on the ground?

I’m a retired teacher and you can call me old-fashioned, but I know that the mere scent of tight jeans can keep a bunch of hormone-driven 8th graders from concentrating in school.

Distraction

Don’t let your child become a distraction. I’ve seen t-shirts that brag about a student’s sexual prowess. I’ve seen marijuana leaves and private parts on t-shirts. One student told me that his parents bought his “F-B-I, Federal Body Inspector” shirt while the family was on vacation.

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Why Wheezy Will Correct Your Child

Look out Kids

I have to correct your child if he is ruining my meal.

Kids need to learn how to eat in restaurants, but Applebees isn’t the place where you teach them. Don’t allow food throwing, crawling

under the table, digging in other people’s plates or yelling at the table at home. Until you can get a handle on the mealtime ruckus, get a babysitter.

Warning: Scruffians who act out in restaurants and grocery stores are tiny versions of the folks who get locked up for disorderly conduct.

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