Archive: Wheezys Wit
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Oct 27, 2010
Comments OffTypes of Trick-or-Treaters the World Can Do Without
SCREAMERS! Do not force your sobbing child to ring doorbells. Trick or Treat is supposed to be fun.  Call it a night and take your crying kid home. Take pride in the fact that you are raising a child who  hates going up to unfamiliar homes and asking strangers for candy! That’s something we hope kids DON’T DO the other...
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Oct 26, 2010
Comments OffTrick-or-Treaters My Mom Can’t Stand
My mom, Wheezy,  has always been a stickler for manners. You could probably say the same for most teachers, past or present. When it comes to Halloween, she’s got some strong ideas about what is NOT acceptable on Beggars’ Night. Here are just a few: SCREAMERS! Do not force your sobbing child to ring doorbells....
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Sep 22, 2010
Comments OffFootball Superfan Quiz
Today we have a quiz to determine if you’re the worst kind of football fan. Give yourself one point for every NO answer 1. Do you hog food at tailgates? 2. Do you give up on the game the minute your team falls behind? 3. Do you distract other fans with your amateur color commentary...
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Jan 27, 2010
Comments OffState of the Schools: Get Out of Your Child’s Way
The back to school sales are in full swing. The buses have been tuned up. Those are the signs that it is time for my annual State of the Schools Address. This year will be a two-part address. Part one is: Get out of Your Child’s...
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Jan 27, 2010
Comments OffTurn Date Night into GREAT NIGHT!
Lots of couples try to keep the romance alive by scheduling a date night. Unfortunately, they wind up going to dinner at the same old restaurant or staring blankly at a TV screen. Well, it’s time to bring back the fun and...